fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

Sometimes the best way to deal with disappointment in one arena, is to accomplish something else.

Rinko Kikuchi photographed by Nicola Formichetti

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